The New American Collection of Gabby Poetry

Gabby's got a shmata on her head
Gabby's got a shmata on her head
Gabby's got a shmata on her head
She keeps it there all day.


Where Gabby rolls, double fistin' is a way of life, yo.

Definition: Double-Fisting: The art and science of holding and consuming two drinks at once in order to get drunk more efficiently


When the world is looking down, Gabby's looking up. No water in the eyes. All smiles!


Rudy's on a Sunday morning. Breakfast Tacos. Uncle Jason. Saba. Could life get any better? Wait - I forgot about the Jacuzzi for your hands. Life just got better.